Versace Hottie.

We've started counting down, 30 sleeps til D day. And I'm considering flying back to London to be sure I bag myself 'THE' studded leather dress. If i'm left with a size 16 Japansese floral number i'll be gutted. Not that anyone can afford to be picky, it's going to be a blood bath. If you're taking this seriously, steel-capped boots and sharp nails are a must have if you're to stand even the slightest chance of beating the hoards of hardcore Chinese students - they love a good collab. I still get flashbacks of the Lanvin Fiasco where I sustained serious elbows to the face. Be prepared that's all i'm saying.

BO SELECTA.